Frank J. has given us an inside look at new White House press secretary Scott McClellan's first day. After introductions, as is his habit, the President immediately gives McClellan a nickname:

"I'm your new White House Press Secretary, Scott McClellan."

"Oh yeah," Bush said, slapping his forehead, "Anyway, I'm going to give you a nickname so we'll all feel like friends. Your nickname will be... uh... Ari."

"Uh, okay," Scott answered dubiously.